It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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