he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I just gargled with NyQuil
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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