I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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