It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
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I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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