she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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