i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
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well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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