Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
