Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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