i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
P.S. I can't hear my feet
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
you never un-have a 4some
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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