Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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