Non-Jews are for practice
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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