walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
When are your genitals available?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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