when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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