yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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