32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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