your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
