Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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