I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My sheets look like a crime scene.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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