You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I'm eating all of the evidence.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
We are two peas in an std pod
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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