I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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