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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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