Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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