I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
