This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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