What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
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soooo we both peed the bed last night...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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