I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
COCAINE IS GR8
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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