wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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