And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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