i just identified you from a description of your pipe
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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