when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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