ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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