it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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