My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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