so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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