chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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