ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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