I'm drive I can fine osifer
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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