I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I had to cum in my sink.
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