What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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