Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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