I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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