I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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