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how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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