I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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