it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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