He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
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