i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
