don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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