I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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