I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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