Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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