after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
a search helicopter?!
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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