It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
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that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Success! We fucked roommates!
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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