Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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