Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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