Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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