I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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