Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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