what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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