so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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