Having a random hookup so left but love u
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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