Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Just invented taco cereal.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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